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----------------------------------------------------- WORLD SURF DAY - NINETEEN HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT ----------------------------------------------------- WORLD SURF DAY 1998 - To tell you the truth there was no surf in Sydney, Australia, all week, and so consequently, having heard that NASA may have been on the point of getting the starcharts from out of Sandman's mind, I decided to release some historical information which was delivered to me 27 years ago by a man in a black suit and tie who claimed to be from the future. I can clearly recall his words to me on that cold grey morning in winter. Why, you may ask? Well, I recall it clearly because I was out on the dawn patrol, alone, and he appeared on a sponge right in front of me, dry, suit and tie and socks and shoes, the whole get-up, between some pretty heavy duty sets. He said he was from the future, and that he had some information which needed to be made available on WSD98 (I didn't know what that was at the time). He said that I wouldnt have a report anyway, 'cause there was to be no surf on WSD98 in Sydney (I was living up the coast at that time). He said that the information was contained on this "diskette" thing, and he produced a water-proof plastic container. He said that the technology was not around to get the information off the disk, but if I waited for 10 years, I'd be able to read the information contained therein. I almost didn't take it from his extended hand, I recall, 'cause I thought he was a little weird, you know, and on account of a big set forming way out the back, but he said "Go on. Take it now. You'll still make the wave." So I took the package and stuffed it into my jocks, and paddled hard for the horizon. I just made the takeoff-point alright, but when I propped and did a really late takeoff, I could not see him anywhere, and never saw him again. Sure enough, a few years ago the 1.44Mb diskette technology come on through, and so I managed to read the text information then. Today is the day it would appear that I am to transmit this message, for it is WSD98, and there has been no swell (the b****** was right again !!). Anyway, the text on that diskette has been copied now to the newsreader, and all I have to do is send it off, and my responsibility in this matter will be discharged, and I'll sure feel alot better. I'm not asking anyone to believe this story, even for one little moment, cause I know things like this dont really happen. But seeing there was no surf, and that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, I will leave it to you, the readers, to make up your own minds. All the best for now, Pete Brown Mountain Man Graphics, Australia www.mountainman.com.au ----------[TEXT of Diskette Follows:]-------------- ---------- Emerald Planet Chapter I